Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| Three blondes die and go to the gates of Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for them.
St. Peter says, "I'm going to ask each of you a question, and if you get it right you may go into Heaven and if you don't you have to leave."
St. Peter goes to the first blonde and says, "What is Easter?"
The first blonde says, "Oh, that's that holiday where everyone eats turkey and watches football all day."
"No.", replied St. Peter.
St. Peter goes to the second blonde and says, "What is Easter?"
The second blonde says, "Oh, that's that holiday where everyone decorates pine trees and exchanges gifts."
"No.", replied St. Peter.
St. Peter goes to the third blonde and says, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde explains, "Easter is the holiday after Passover. Jesus and his apostles had the Last Supper and then Jesus was betrayed. Jesus was then crucified and his body was placed in a cave and a great rock was placed in front of it. Now Easter is the holiday where they roll the rock away and if Jesus sees his shadow there will be 6 more weeks of winter."
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