Dino Spadaccini
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Location: USA
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> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
> it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
> even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> human; it was physically impossible.
> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
> The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
>
> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
> they were drawing. Whats this?
> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what
> God looks like."
> Without hesitating, or looking up from her
> drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
>
> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
> Commandments with her five and six year olds.
> After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
> Father and thy Mother, she asked,
> "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
> treat our brothers and sisters?"
> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of
> a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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> The children had all been photographed, and the
> teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
> copy of the group picture.
> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
> and say,
> 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
> Michael, He's a doctor.'
> A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
> "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "
>
> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
> the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,
> she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
> would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the
> class said.
> "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
> the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my
> feet?" A little fellow shouted,
> "Cause your feet ain't empty."
>
> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
> Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of
> the table was a large pile of apples.
> The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
> "Take only ONE. God is watching."
> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
> of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
> A child had written a note, "Take all you want.
> God is watching the apples.
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