Hotwings
Key Veteran
Location: Florida, Port Charlotte and West Palm Bch.
| Johnny was walking in the park one day, and as he crossed a small creek he saw a hat lying by the water.
He picked it up and saw it was Red and had JR in big letters on it.
He put it on and it fit so he was a happy guy.
A little farther down the path, Johnny came upon a large man crying. The man had both arms in plaster casts. Gee mister, what's wrong!
The man said " my wife left about an hour ago to get the car, and she hasn't come back" and i have to Pee.
Gee mister that's too bad, said Johnny.
The man said Son, could you Please unzip my pants for me. and Johnny said NO WAY!!
The man said i'm dying here and going to pee myself. Please unzip my pants. I'll give you $20 if you will.
Well Johnny felt really bad and agreed to unzip the pants.
Then the guy says , well that's no help, if it's not out i can't do anything, take it out for me. and Johnny said
"HONEST MISTER, I FOUND THIS HAT, I DON'T FLY JR!!
Please cancel my clearance, I have the field in sight. |
