Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period
for
two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did
this
to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
mature
and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive
suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl,
and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However,
I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll
take
charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a
beach
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will
be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins,
a
factory
and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do"?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again".
.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
