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Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Ok I have to do it

Q. How do you know if an elephant has been living in your fridge?
A. Foot prints in the butter.

Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
A. Swim for your life.. ummmm

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...
02-24-2004 03:43 AM
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john howard
Heliman
Location: sylacauga alabama

Know why hunters don't hunt elephants?



The decoy's to heavy
02-24-2004 03:47 AM
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Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

elephants in Bama?


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
02-24-2004 03:49 AM
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john howard
Heliman
Location: sylacauga alabama

I forgot to mention,Roll Tide!
02-24-2004 03:51 AM
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hyperlink
Senior Heliman
Location: N.E

A baby was born with no eyelids. The doctors performed a operation to repair his eyelids. They used tissue from the babies scrotum. The operation was a success!
10 years later the child had problems with his vision. The doctors gave the child a full examination. They found that the child became cockeyed.

Hyperlink
02-24-2004 03:59 AM
 
 
Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

what do you call a blind fawn with no legs?


Still no eyed deer


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-24-2004 07:14 PM
 
 
Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Q. How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

A. 2 in the front and 2 in the back.


Q. How do you know if there are 4 elephants at your house?

A. The mini is parked outside.




Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-24-2004 07:15 PM
 
 
john howard
Heliman
Location: sylacauga alabama

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob!




What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your door step? Matt!
02-24-2004 07:36 PM
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Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-24-2004 07:39 PM
 
 
Andy R
Senior Heliman
Location: nowhere at the moment

I had a freind who had two left feet


he bought a pair of flip flips


and he had five dicks



his pants fit him like a glove.

Andy R
02-24-2004 09:32 PM
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Taipan
Key Veteran
Location: Sydney, Australia

What do you call a guy with a one inch dick?

Justin
02-25-2004 05:15 AM
 
 
SkyfoxSXer
Heliman
Location: Centreville,VA

Dirty

60 year old guy is on his honeymoon with his 22 year old wife. He comes out of the shower and sees his wife standing on her head on the bed with her legs spread. She says to him "Since you can't get it up maybe you can drop it in."
02-25-2004 08:56 AM
 
 
pistole
Veteran
Location: Heli Land ....

Why did the Polish invasion of Britain fail ?

A storm sank the 2 garbage scows.

Rap70. TT70.Rap50. TT50.RD8000.
02-25-2004 09:52 AM
 
 
Climax
Veteran
Location: West London, United Kingdom

#1

Two Parrtots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

#2

Two Parrots in a cage, one above the other on seperate perches. Which of the two Parrots owns his/her perch?


















The lower one, as the other is on "higher purchaces"...
02-25-2004 11:45 AM
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Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

You're a sad bunch

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...
02-25-2004 12:20 PM
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MPA
Elite Veteran
Location: Australia

A coppers joke

Q#
What is the difference between a Police Baton, and a Magic Wand


A#
A Magic Wand is for cunning stunts.
02-25-2004 12:20 PM
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Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Q. How do you make a hormone?


A. Don't pay her

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...
02-25-2004 12:25 PM
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Jesus nut
Senior Heliman
Location: Cairns Australia

Q> What's the difference between a glass of afterbirth and a glass of sand?





A> You can't gargle sand!





02-25-2004 12:47 PM
 
 
Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Jesus Nut... That leaves a Bad taste dude

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...
02-25-2004 12:50 PM
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Jesus nut
Senior Heliman
Location: Cairns Australia

I'll get into trouble for these but what the heck!

Q> What do you call an XXXXXXXXXX with a sheet of roofing iron under his arm?


A> A first home owner!


Q> What do you call an XXXXXXXXXX with two sheets of roofing iron under his arm?


A> A property developer!
02-25-2004 12:58 PM
 
 
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