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sixeven
Senior Heliman
Location: Ft. Myers Florida

A good one:

2 guys are sitting at a bar at the top of a huge skyscraper. Both guys are getting pretty sauced up. They both are talking about random b.s. when the one drunk guy notices a plastic bag floating perfectly still over the side of the skyscraper. He says to the other guy "isn't it cool how the wind blows just right to keep that bag floating in the air like that." The other guy is unimpressed. He says" yeah..yeah. I've seen that before. You know, the wind actually blows hard enough that if you were to fall over the edge the wind would blow you right back on top. "

"Bull****" says the first guy.

"OK, watch me." says the second guy

So the second guy jumps off the side of the skyscaper and disappears. A few seconds later he floats up and lands back on the roof of the building. The first guy is impressed.

"Damn, I gotta try that" he says.

So the first guy jumps off the building and goes screaming to his death below.

The bartender then turns to the second guy and says....

Your a real asshole when your drunk Superman.

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My favorite stupid joke....

Q: What is brown and sticky?







A: a stick

SiXeVeN
02-20-2004 03:04 AM
 
 
Saint728
Elite Veteran
Location: Sydney Australia Sponsored by: Quick UK

Q: What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk, 99 clunk?





























A: A centipede with a wooden leg.

Take Care,
Cheers, Patrick

MA Fury Extreme,YS 91,MPII,V-Blades,601
Raptor 50 SE,OS50 Hyper,MPII,QUK Head,TT600 Blades,601
02-20-2004 03:11 AM
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Saint728
Elite Veteran
Location: Sydney Australia Sponsored by: Quick UK

Q: What's the last thing a bug says just before it's stepped on?






















A: Nothing, bugs can't talk.

Take Care,
Cheers, Patrick

MA Fury Extreme,YS 91,MPII,V-Blades,601
Raptor 50 SE,OS50 Hyper,MPII,QUK Head,TT600 Blades,601
02-20-2004 03:15 AM
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Hercdriver7777
Senior Heliman
Location: South Carolina

stupid jokes

Two flies lived happily together on a toilet seat until one day one of them got pissed off.

LOL my mothers favorite joke

Good flying!
02-20-2004 03:23 AM
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kauaison
Senior Heliman
Location: Alameda, CA

What do u call a Blonde with an IQ of 2?


















A: Pregnant!
02-20-2004 03:24 AM
 
 
1UP
Key Veteran
Location: Claymont DE.

Two worms in romance at a graveyard !!





Makeing love in (dead-ernis)


James

JAMES
member of the HOT GIRLS thread
If it's worth doing, then it's worth over doing
02-20-2004 04:10 AM
 
 
Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "are you sure you can drive this thing?"

Q. 2 bears in an attic, which one is the solider?





A. The one sat on the tank (water tank)






Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-20-2004 09:51 AM
 
 
Jagboy69
Key Veteran
Location: Lake Mary, Florida (20 mins East of Orlando)

must be a british thing I dont know about....
(water tank??)

Jason /// Sceadu50/9chp WWW.Jagboy69.com
02-20-2004 10:42 PM
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WMac
Veteran
Location: Skotlande

It's a big tank in the attic that holds all the house's water

Will


Beep Beep! One Road Travel, with Dominic Byrne!
02-20-2004 10:47 PM
 
 
nheather
Veteran
Location: Horsham, West Sussex, UK

Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot ?






















A. A carrot


Two fish in a tank. First one says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Man walks into a bar. He says "OUCH!"
Fish swims into a wall. It says "DAM!"

Cheers,

Nigel
02-20-2004 11:26 PM
 
 
Sar
Elite Veteran
Location: Kingston, NY

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?



A: To stamp out forest fires.



Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?



A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

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Jon
02-20-2004 11:40 PM
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Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Some sad sad jokes here

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...
02-20-2004 11:59 PM
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Jagboy69
Key Veteran
Location: Lake Mary, Florida (20 mins East of Orlando)

I got a Sad one...
Q?.. Whats quiet and smells like carrots??

















A. Bunny Farts...

Jason /// Sceadu50/9chp WWW.Jagboy69.com
02-21-2004 12:12 AM
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bl092599
Heliman
Location: MN

Q: Whats the last thing that goes thru a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?























A: Its Ass
02-21-2004 12:36 AM
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Saint728
Elite Veteran
Location: Sydney Australia Sponsored by: Quick UK

You guys from the UK have a really weird sense of humor. I don't get your jokes? What does a solider have anything to do with a water tank? Also why would you have a tank of water in your attic?

Take Care,
Cheers, Patrick

MA Fury Extreme,YS 91,MPII,V-Blades,601
Raptor 50 SE,OS50 Hyper,MPII,QUK Head,TT600 Blades,601
02-21-2004 01:13 AM
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cannonfoo
Heliman
Location: Hampton, VA

i suppose the tank of water is in the attic to provide water pressure (but it couldnt be much) and it probably allows them to get hot water by heating it during the day saving on electricity/gas. those are the two reasons i'd have for having a water tank in the attic. it probably serves some purpose in regulating household temperature too but what do i know? i live in virginia.


i forgot my joke

Q: where does the fish go when it gets sick?

































A: the dock!
02-21-2004 01:25 AM
 
 
Doug
Elite Veteran
Location: Naples Florida....

I spent some time in the UK and never fully undestood the plumbing The seem to have an adversion to simple (inline) water heaters. They have this huge tank in the atic with a ball valve to keep it full and the water pressure (hot) in the house is by gravity. The water heating is done by the main boiler very complicated (to me stupid) system. I guess something in the past (a couple hundred years ago ) they could not make sealed water heaters work so It's tradition

First member of Member of Bearings Anonymous
02-21-2004 01:45 AM
 
 
BladeRunner
Elite Veteran
Location: Ontario Canada. Member of "some sort" s

Q. What's Grey and cums in quarts?











A. Elephants........
02-21-2004 03:04 AM
 
 
Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

that's dirty

it took me a minute


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
02-21-2004 03:06 AM
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pistole
Veteran
Location: Heli Land ....

....... a minute to ...............




Rap70. TT70.Rap50. TT50.RD8000.
02-21-2004 03:11 AM
 
 
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