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Ted Toth

Elite Veteran - Location: Myrtle Beach S.C. -

1. A helicopter will kill you quickly… a woman takes her time.
2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. A helicopter does not get mad if you “touch and go.”
4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection.
5. Helicopters come with manuals.
6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.
7. You can a helicopter any time of the month.
8. Helicopters don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
9. Helicopters don’t care about how many other helicopters you have flown.
10. Helicopters don’t come with in-laws.
11. Helicopters don’t mind if you look at other helicopters’ or if
You buy helicopter magazines.

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Location: Preston, UK

1. You can enjoy a heli all day and all night long.
2. You don't have to wine and dine a heli.
3. A heli will wait in the car while you go and play with another heli.
4. The heli is never late.
5. A heli doesn't get jealous when you grab another heli.
6. A heli never has a headache.
7. You can fly more than one heli in a day and not feel guilty.
8. You can share a heli with your friends.
9. The heli doesn't demand equality.
10. You can fly a heli in public.
11. The heli is happy to ride in the truck of your car.
12. No matter what the package, a heli still looks good.