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Off Topics > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
 
 
TurboRacer
Senior Heliman
Location: CT

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
02-17-2004 Over year old.
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TurboRacer
Senior Heliman
Location: CT

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02-17-2004 Over year old.
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Preluder01
Heliman
Location: cincinnati, oh

i'm laughing and i don't know why
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
crashdebris
Heliman
Location: Midwest City, Oklahoma

GROAN! (OK I laughed)
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Richard
Veteran
Location: Scottish Borders, U.K.

I've printed a copy so I can take it work and tell my partner as revenge for his terrible jokes!

Richard
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

That is a terrible joke, but very funny


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Sar
Elite Veteran
Location: Kingston, NY

Hey I feel cheated, someone attached an image to the post so the image icon would come up, and then removed the image, but the image icon stays. Someone call the police! I've been robbed of 2 minutes!

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Jon
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Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

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I've printed a copy so I can take it work and tell my partner as revenge for his terrible jokes!

Ya want terrible jokes

Ok, a guy is starting work at the local zoo, it's his first day and he asks the head keeper what he should do first. The keeper tells him he should feed the fish. The guy gets the fish food and wanders over to the fish pond and throws the fish food in and goes away again. Anyway later in the day he goes back to check on the fish and they are all dead. So panicing he decides to throw the dead fish in with the lions to hide them and the lion eats the evidence. Next day he is asked to feed the monkey's. so he gets the monkey food and feeds them and goes away. Later in the day he goes back and they are all dead too! Panicing again he decides to through the dead monkeys in with lions to hide them and again the lions eat all the evidence. The next day the guy is asked to check the bee hives out. So he goes over and accidentally knocks one of the hives over and kills a load of bees, so he scoops them up and throws them in with the lions who eat them all up.

The next day an elephant is moved to the zoo and put in a field next to the lion and they start talking. The lion is telling the elephant about the zoo and that all the animals are well looked after. The elephant asks "so what's the food like then?" to which the lion replies "Well it's pretty damn good, they give us fish, chimps and mushy bees"

I guess to might need to be from the UK to get it, but what the hell, it also sounded better when I was drunk too


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

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I guess to might need to be from the UK to get it, but what the hell, it also sounded better when I was drunk too

he Stephen I think I found a picture of you when you were a little tot
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Damn my mum said she was going to keep that pic buried in the cellar


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Richard
Veteran
Location: Scottish Borders, U.K.

Stephen

Can the jokes get worse?

but anyway Ill take this one to work.

Richard
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

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Can the jokes get worse?

oh yes, let me have a think about it, I'm sure I can sink lower


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Q. What's the national bird of Iraq?

A. Duck!

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Q. How do you brainwash an Iraqi soldier?

A. Give him an enema!

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Q. What's the five day forecast for Iraq?

A. Two days!

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Q. Why doesn't Saddam Hussein go to bars?

A. He can stay home and get bombed!


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....
02-17-2004 Over year old.
 
 
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