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Ted Toth
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Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

NEW YORK CITY BOARD OF EDUCATION

Revised High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name_____________________________ Date______________


Gang Name________________________

1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball
to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per
gram, what is the street value of the rest of his
hold?

2) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick,
how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support
Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?

3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought
for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will
he need?

4) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for
stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals
1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more
Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

5) Raoul got 6 years for murder, He also got $10,000
for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per
month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

**Extra credit question: How much more time will he
get for killing the ho that spent his money??

6) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square
feet and the average letter is 3 square feet , how
many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of
spray paint?

7) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27
girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of
girls Hector knocked up?

8) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa
constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost
of $5 per rat. if Bernie makes $700 a week as a
lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa with one
weeks salary?

9) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away
at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe
20 seconds to load his Magnum, how far away will Billy
be when he gets whacked?

REMEMBER: SAY NO TO DRUGS, GOOD LUCK & NO TALKING

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
02-08-2004 Over year old.
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1UP
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Location: Claymont DE.

HA,,, I WENT TO SCHOOL IN A SMALL BUS IN N.Y.

JAMES
member of the HOT GIRLS thread
If it's worth doing, then it's worth over doing
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Madman
Veteran
Location: Roswell, GA

South Carolina BOE Math proficiency Exam:

- If Billy Joe had 4 teeth when he graduated 3rd grade, and 2 got knocked out by his step-daddy after drinking a fifth of crown royal, how many wheels are on the double-wide he lives in?

- If Rebecca Sue married her uncle John, and her sister Darla was also her first cousin, what's the probability John is her father?

No seriously, your's was funnier.
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Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

Madman


Touche`

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.

key stuck

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
02-08-2004 Over year old.
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Steve Campbell
Elite Veteran
Location: Baton Rouge, LA

Good one, Ted.

I first a variation of it ("The Morris Brown School of Law & Sheet Metal Working Final Exam") over 10 years ago.

Here's an Arkansas state reading exam...

MR DUCKS

MR KNOT

MR2 CM WANGS?

LIB MR DUCKS


MR SNAKES

MR KNOT

MR2 CM BDIS?

LIB MR SNAKES



MR MICE

MR KNOT

MR2 CM IDDY BIDDY FEETS?

LIB MR MICE

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