CJames
Elite Veteran
Location: Back in KC
| A little boy with a speech impediment was trick-or-treating and knocked on a door. A man answered, "Ya, what can I do for you?"
" bbbbb-bick or beat" the little boy said. "What??" "bick or beat"
The man just looked at the kid all perplexed?? just than his wife came up and said, "honey, its halloween, give the little boy some candy.
"OH, I get it, I'm sorry kid, here ya go" and he started handing the candy his wife gave him to the boy. Right then, the boy's mother stepped out of the bushes, "my son has a speach inpediment, ok?"
"oh, I feel terrable, I'm soooo sorry, kid I just didn't realize what day it was.
And your all dressed up and I didn't realize it, I'm sorry. Say, you must be a pirate! Look at ya, you got your little patch over your eye, cute little vest, fake bird on your soulder, But hey, where are your buccanerrs?" After a moment, the little boy looked up and responded,
"MY buckin' ears are right here, open your buckin' eyes!!"
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