Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and, immediately, all professionalism is thrown out the window. He instructs the patient to undress. Once she has disrobed, the doctorbegins to stroke her thigh and asks, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Sure," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then fondles her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Sure," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then removes his pants and proceeds to have intercourse with the woman. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he Asks. "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes. That's what I came in for".
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
