hercules
Senior Heliman
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - USA
| A woman is mad that she has a flat chest. She decides she wants to do something about it and approaches her husband for advice and his thoughts on her problem.
She says, "Honey, I can't stand that I have a flat chest! Today was the last straw! I got passed over for that promotion and it was given to another woman who just happens to have 34DD's! I have to do something about this, so, I want to get bigger breasts. Do you know where I can go to get this done?"
The husband replies, "That's easy! You can get bigger breasts right here at home. All you need to do it get a couple rolls of toilet paper and rub them on your chest every day."
She asks, "Rub them on my chest? What good will that do?"
The husband replies,"You rub toilet paper on your ass every day and look how big it is!"
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