Dino Spadaccini
Key Veteran
Location: USA
| Subject: Basic Mathematics
> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
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>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
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> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
>doesn't need.
>
>
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets
>a husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he
>gets a wife.
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his
>wife can spend.
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a
>man.
>
>
>
> HAPPINESS
>
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
>and love him a little.
>
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
>try to understand her at all.
>
>
>
> LONGEVITY
>
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
>are a lot more willing to die.
>
>
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
>he doesn't.
>
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
>and she does.
>
>
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
>new argument.
>
>
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
>MARRIED
>
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They
> stopped after I started doing the same thing to
>them at funerals.
>
>
>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS
>YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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