Trowelfaz
Senior Heliman
Location: USA
| OK, I had to run to a popular electronics store today for a few small items ($2.60 worth). Well, if you know who I am talking about (think about a store that has been around for a while, but no longer carries small electronics parts, and their PC line died a horrible death), you know that they ask for your name/address/phone number on all purchases so they can send you junk in the mail. Anyway, the clerk ask me for my info. I said:
First name - Mike
Last Name - Hunt
Address is 1 west 0 south Uke Road (pronounced You-Kay)
City is Usukkoc (pronounced You-soowk-koowk)
State is Kansas
Zip is 31337
Phone is 411-555-1212
He didn't get the joke even after he typed it in and read it back to me to verify:
Mike Hunt
1w0s Suke Rd
Usukkoc KS 31337
411-555-1212
For those that still didn't get it, select the whitespace below for a description:
Mike Hunt (say this fast)
1w0s Suke Rd (I was suckered)
Usukkoc KS (You suck c**ks)
31337 (geek notation for eleet using numeric substitution)
411-555-1212 (dial 411 for Directory Assistance, 555-1212 is the same)
Sorry, just a little geek humor. |
