Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat
like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and
not
use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been
to
together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head.
"No, they're all at the funeral."
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
