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G.Man
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Location: Northants, but soon to be Nicosia, Cyprus

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied:
"Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."

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01-26-2004 Over year old.

trey3670
Senior Heliman
Location: colorado way up north

heheheh good one

the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants

01-26-2004 Over year old.

spaceman spiff
Key Veteran
Location: Tucson

LOL!

01-27-2004 Over year old.

Jagboy69
Key Veteran
Location: Lake Mary, Florida (20 mins East of Orlando)

actually... German as the national language for america lost by only one vote......... But, Hey....... Atleast we gave it a chance...

Cute joke...
J

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

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Doug
Elite Veteran
Location: Naples Florida....

I saw a good one today, the French are complaining that they can't get a guaranteed appearance by US High performance Aircraft for the Paris Air show . It seems that unlike the french, We us ours

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

Sealerman
Veteran
Location: Long Island, New York.

Hey,
I dislike the French as much as the next guy but with out the French helping the Americans during the Revolutionary war we never would have defeated the English. One thing I like about the French is they never stick that in our face. Ben Franklin enlisted the French to help us, knowing this does not make me anti American but it does make me sound like a liberal, isn't that sad.

01-27-2004 Over year old.

Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Yeah but they only did it as payback for Waterloo

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

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Sealerman
Veteran
Location: Long Island, New York.

Why don't you tell me a little more about that, or is explaining yourself anti American these days.

01-27-2004 Over year old.

deckerv
Veteran
Location: Wellsville, NY

What he's referring to was the fact that British coalition forces defeated Napoleon's forces during the battle of Waterloo....so what better way for France to get back at Britain than to help the Americans defeat them in the revolutionary war? Kinda their sweet revenge. That's all

Good joke by the way !!

01-27-2004 Over year old.

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hingus2000
Key Veteran
Location: West Midlands UK Posts: 75069

the french are a bunch of ignorant prats. i dont want to be sterotypical, but to be honest, what a waste of a beatiful country! They are stuck up and look down their noses at the rest of the world.

I DONT MEAN THIS AS FRENCH INDIVIDUALS, I MEAN AS A NATION. THE PEOPLE ARE VERY FRIENDLY (MOST THE TIME) ITS JUST AS A COUNTRY THEY HAVE THEIR PROBLEMS!

Tom

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

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mongo
Veteran
Location: Midland, Republic of TEXAS

waterloo, and napoleons rise to power, were AFTER the american revolution.

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

yeloowtang
Senior Heliman
Location: canada ,quebec,gatineau

si vous voulez avoir du plaisir avec des francais,frequanter les francais
du quebec au canada,la majoritee de nous ,on s'en calisse qu'elle langue ont parle tandis que l'ont se comprennent.

wich means
if you want to have fun with french guys

stick with the ones from quebec,canada,most of us here don't give a f%$# what language we have to speak as long as we understand each other we're happy

steff

01-27-2004 Over year old.

deckerv
Veteran
Location: Wellsville, NY

Quote
waterloo, and napoleons rise to power, were AFTER the american revolution.

yes. you're right. I stand corrected

At least one of us was listening in high school history class

(I was sleeping)

01-27-2004 Over year old.

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helicopter34
Veteran
Location: New Jersey, exit 82

Jokes

What did the french advertisement say for french WW2 rifles.

"Never fired, only dropped once."

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot

01-27-2004 Over year old.

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Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

ROFL

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

01-27-2004 Over year old.

G.Man
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Location: Northants, but soon to be Nicosia, Cyprus

LMFAO Helicopter34

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

01-27-2004 Over year old.

Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.

Ok and corrected. I guess I didnt listen in history either.

I wasnt meaning anything anti American.

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01-27-2004 Over year old.

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Woody218
Veteran
Location: Bismarck, ND

Regardez dehors, le Français viendra vous battre dans les rotules!!

Gravity Always Wins!

01-28-2004 Over year old.

debogus
Senior Heliman
Location: Beaumont,peoples republic of mexifornia

Um we speak American English

I know a few englishmen and when they talk to each other I cant understand them.

HiroboFlyer:
How ya come up with that one, they would talk like chimps.
Dave

01-28-2004 Over year old.

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