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Heliman
Location: Herts, UK
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> > > "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
> > >
> > > "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
> > >
> > > "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to
> > have
> > > it done" replies Steve.
> > >
> > > "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a
>very
> > > serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will
> > change
> > > your life forever!"
> > >
> > > "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you
> > book
> > > me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
> > >
> > > "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
> > >
> > > So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
> > > slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.
> > >
> > > Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same
> > way.
> > > "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same
>operation
> > as
> > > me."
> > >
> > > "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that
>I
> > > would like to be circumcised."
> > >
> > > Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!" |
