flatspin Veteran Location: H.V. Pa.
| There is a rumor circulating that any Raptor kit purchased between 12:01am and 11:59pm on 4/1 will be devoid of any potential problems. It will be personally overlooked by the plant manager, who will install kevlar reinforced clutch liner using state of the art laser alignment equipment, ensuring perfect clutchbell/ clutch clearance and runout. The rotor head and blade grips will be equiped with titanium parts which will eliminate any possibility of any flutter or woof and poof. The canopy is rumored to be a Fury look-alike and personally painted and signed by the said plant manager. Hurry! There are very few kits, and this applies only to kits produced on 4/1!
April, is a great month! |