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Heliman
Location: Seattle, WA USA
| Two guys rent a camel to cross the Sahara.
The camel rental agent warns them that the camel MUST drink at the oasis halfway across.
The agent tells them they will never make it alive if the camel doesn't drink.
At the halfway point the camel refuses to drink.
No matter what the guys do, the camel will not drink.
The first guy gets an idea to make the camel drink.
He says he will push the camel's head down into the water while the other guy goes to the back of the camel and sucks.
The second guy doesn't like the idea, but he'd rather suck a camel butt then die in the Sahara.
So the first guy is pushing the camel's head down and the second guy is sucking at the back.
The second guy stops sucking and shouts "STOP !!!"
The first guy says "I don't think the camel drank yet."
The second guy says "You are pushing the camel's head too deep, I'm getting mud." |
