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Heliman
Location: Seattle, WA USA
| A guy rents a camel to cross the Sahara.
The rental agent warns him that the camel MUST drink at the oasis halfway accross.
The agent warns him if the camel does not drink at the halfway point it will die and the man will be stuck in the Sahara and die too.
The guy sets off across the Sahara. At the halfway point the camel refuses to drink.
No matter what the guy does, the camel will not drink.
The guy gets out his cell phone and calls the camel rental agent.
The agent says "No problem, I'll send out the camel repair man."
The guy waits, the camel still doesn't drink. Finally the camel repair man shows up.
The camel repair man has a tool box that is long and narrow.
He opens the tool box and the only thing in it is a long stick.
He takes out the long stick, stands next to the camel, winds up, and wacks the camel in the side.
The camel lets a huge sand fart, and starts drinking the water.
The guy who rented the camel is amazed and says "Wow, what was that."
The camel repair man says "Vapor lock." |
