DanK
Heliman
Location: Decatur ill
| Subject: weight loss program
A guy was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs.
> due to very serious health risks. As he wondered
> how in the heck he would ever do it, he saw an ad
> in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT
> LOSS PROGRAM.
>
> "Guaranteed? Yeah right!" he thought to himself.
> But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to
> the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and
> when he answers, there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
> but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
> loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you
> can have me."
>
> Without a second thought he takes off after her.
> A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he
> finally catches her and has his way with her.
> After they are through and she leaves, he thinks
> to himself, "I like the way this company does business!"
> The same girl shows up for the next two days and
> the same thing happens.
>
> On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
> delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
> pound program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and
> there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
> woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
> around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you
> you can have me."
>
> He's out the door after her like a shot. This
> girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
> while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth
> every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days,
> the same routine happens and much to his delight,
> on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he
> has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company
> to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
>
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
> phone.
>
> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
> good in years."
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and when
> he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing
> there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
> a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch
> you, you're mine!"
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