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Dino Spadaccini
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

"So," she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Day before Posh and Becks (pick any other 2 famouys people from your country) got married, Posh's mum turned up knocking on the door....

Becks answers and Posh's mum then goes on to explain about how shes always fancied him and that the day before he gets married he has one last chance of a "thing" with her....

Becks immediately runs out the front door only to be confronted by Posh.... "David she says, I am so glad you passed our test" and gives him a big snog on the drive.....


The moral of this story is, "always keep your condoms in the glove box of your car"



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I seem to remember hearing these fish stories when I was 15 years old.

....and let's just say that was quite a while ago.
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