Jim C
Veteran
Location: Indiana, PA
| Guys always say they don't understand women. Here's a primer to get you started. You might want to print it out and stick it on the fridge as a helpful reminder.....
THE HORMONE WARNING:
> >The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
> >man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
>This
> >is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
> >wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
> >
> >DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> >SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> >SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> >
> >DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> >SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> >SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> >
> >DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> >SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> >SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> >
> >DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> >SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> >SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> >
> >DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> >SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> >SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> >ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
hehehe FINALLY!!!!!!! needed this a long time ago!!
  
 jim
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