Dino Spadaccini
Key Veteran
Location: USA
| Subject: roosters
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for
>his chicken coop.
>
>The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
>fart, time for you to retire."
>
>The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
>these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the
>two old hens over in the corner?"
>
>The young rooster says, "Beat it. You are washed up and I am taking
>over."
>
>The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
>around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
>entire
>chicken coop."
>
>The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old
>man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
>
>The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
>Rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
>farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet
>behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>
>The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
>porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM
>- he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
>says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
>
>Moral of this story? ....
>
>Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and
>treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!!!
that is of course "after the nap" has revitalized the energy levels!!
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