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Off Topics Jokes-Puzzles-Riddles > the moral of the story

sniperviper01
Senior Heliman
Location: albuquerque, new mexico usa

there is a fly about 12 inchs above the water up in the mountain, below that fly there was a trout looking at it thinking if that fly drops 6 inchs i can get that fly. well there is a bear watching and thanks to him self, if that fly drops 6 inchs the trout will get the fly and i can get the trout. there is a hunter watching and sees all this. he thinks that if that fly drops 6 inchs the trout will get the fly the bear will get the trout and i can bear. will there is a mouse behind the hunter and he thinks to himself that if that fly drops 6 inchs the trout will get the fly, the bear will get the trout, the hunter will get the bear, and i can get the hunters cheese sandwich. there is a cat behind the mouse and he thinks that if that fly drops 6 inchs the trout will get the fly, the bear will get the trout, the hunter will get the bear , the mouse will get the hunters cheese sandwich, and i can get the mouse. right at that point the fly dropped 6 inchs. the trout got the fly, the bear got the trout, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the cheese sandwich, and the cat jumped, missed and landed in the water.

whats the moral of the story?

fly drops 6 inchs pussy gets wet!

07-13-2008 04:57 AM

GimbalFan
Elite Veteran
Location: Copter County, Nv

Not bad. Got any more like that?

Flies dropping 6 inches is both an uplifting and upwardly-mobile experience.

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07-13-2008 06:19 AM

sniperviper01
Senior Heliman
Location: albuquerque, new mexico usa

there was a guy driving down the road and he saw a motorcycle with a sign on it that said for sale $15. so he stops and looks at the bike and starts talking to the owner. the owner says the bike runs great but it has one problem, everytime it rains the bike turns in to a gaint @$$ hole. theguy thinks the owner of the motorcycle has to be crazy so he gives him the $15 for the bike. the owner of the motorcycle then says here is a tube of vasiline. if you cover the motorcycle in it before it gets wet youll be ok. so the guy puts the vasiline in is pocket, jumps on the bike and rides off. while riding his new bike he meets a pretty girl and asks her if she wants to go for a ride. she agrees and jumps on the back off the bike and off they go. after a few hours the girls decides to invite him over to her parents house for dinner. they guy agrees and they head over there. they pulled in to her parents house and go inside to meet the family. they guy walks in and the first thing he notices is the kitch. dishs everywhere stacked to the roof. on every counter everywhere. so they go set at the table and the girl turns to him and says oh we have a rule here. if you talk during dinner you have to do dishs. so he agrees and everyone starts to eat. well he looks across the table at the girls hot sister. he stands up walks around to her and throws her on the table and has his way with her. win he his done he sits her back in the chair, goes back to his chair and starts eatting. few minutes later he does the same with the girl he pick up earlier. few more minutes pass and he walks over to the mom and throws her on the table and pounds her too. he goes back to his chair and looks at the dad who is getting pissed. right about then he heres a crack of thunder outside and thinks to himself oh crap my bike! he reachs in to his pocket and pulls out the vasiline and stands up,remembering what the crazy bike owner said. The dad at the point jumped up and screamed "ILL DO THE DISHES!!!!!!"

07-13-2008 07:44 AM

buburub
Senior Heliman
Location: Bayside, NY

Lol, thanks for a good laugh!
Bub

07-13-2008 12:39 PM

Jerry Kirwan
Senior Heliman
Location: RichmondTx

GimbalFan, You just had to ask :}

07-13-2008 04:44 PM

GimbalFan
Elite Veteran
Location: Copter County, Nv