rrTV-PHOTO   New HD TV
HOME   rrTV-PHOTO   GALLERIES   MY GALLERY   HELP-FAQ
myHOME PM pmRR MEMBERS 264 ONLINE 20 EVENTS SEARCH REGISTER  START HERE
 
1 page601 viewsPOST REPLY
HeliProz . ZoomsHobbies . HeliHobby

.
.
Off Topics Jokes-Puzzles-Riddles > Ballad of the RC Heli Pilot
 
 
Jerry In Maine
Senior Heliman
Location: "Downeast" Maine

Ballad of the RC Heli Pilot
by Jerry In Maine

(infamous RC poet)


So I sat and I thank of the money of I've sank
into a hobby that's caused so much grieven'
That my life would be such caused I've spent so damn much
that my wife and my kids would be leavin'...

Then I go back outside and my heart swells with pride
when she spins up and sets into a hover,
Who needs love or a bride or the ills they provide?
Hell, the kids will be fine with their mother!

I live for today, what's that did you say?
That new bird flies off batteries?
No more priming and spittin'?
No more throttles to mention?
Just a 3000 amp ESC?

"I'll take it" I said now it's beside me in bed
in a spot once reserved for my wife...
I'm sick and I'm crude, but my story is true,
hover once and you're soon hooked for life.


06-27-2008 11:30 PM
 
 
Peterr
Senior Heliman
Location: Queensland Australia

LOVE IT !!!!!!

Peter ,,3X spectra G's ,, 4 X Stratus , Extreme,, 2 X E Razor, N Razor..
06-28-2008 12:18 AM
HOMEPAGE  
 
 
Jerry In Maine
Senior Heliman
Location: "Downeast" Maine

Ballad of the RC Heli Pilot
Part II

by Jerry In Maine
(infamous RC poet)

From my wife not a word
total silence I've heard
since I went out and bought that new Raptor

The house is so dead
it's the silence I dread
the place once was so full
of her laughter.

But now she's so mad
oh the joy that I had
but it's gone now she's living at mothers

She'll come home so says she
when I live heli-free
So I went out and I purchased two others!







06-28-2008 01:28 AM
 
 
GimbalFan
Elite Veteran
Location: Copter County, Nv





op-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-thwõp-t
06-28-2008 07:37 AM
 
 
restinpieces
Heliman
Location: phx. ariz. u.s.

i too have a wife, 2 kids and a life,
and a mortgage and payments to boot.
then an add i did see, of a heli, rc,
and i thought to myself, what a hoot.

that was two years ago, my fleet it does grow,
you can never have to many of these.
i build and i fly, and i crash, and i cry,
now my wife says, "listen honey, please."

"we can no longer afford, by my own accord,
this hobby of which your addicted.
each time that you crash, you spend all our cash,
repairing the damage inflicted."

"to me it seems dumb, to fly with your thumb,
were man meant to fly he'd have wings.
i say it must end. you can no longer spend,
hard earned money on these rediculious things."

then i took my dear wife, the love of my life,
to our closet, brimming with shoes.
i said, "there's more there, than you could possibly wear
in a lifetime, or even two."

"and don't make me mention, that lovely invention,
anti-ageing cream.
to me, you're a ten, but again and again,
hard earned money is spent on that scheme."

so now she understands, that sometimes a man,
never quite outgrows his toys.
and i guess i can see, that those shoes on a tree,
can somehow bring her joy.

we each have our vises, but what's also nice is,
we can learn to live with them all.
tho she's triing on shoes, the fun that i choose,
is rc heli's, and i'm havin a ball!!

i don't have problems, i create them!
07-01-2008 02:38 AM
 
 
cannibal440
Senior Heliman
Location: cookeville, tennessee USA

....

so this is what you end up doing when you finally read every post and own one, two or 10 of every type heli on the scene?
im halfway there and my wife wakes up everyday wishing it was a bad dream.
every morning she walks by the garage and sees it littered with helis and screams.
07-01-2008 04:26 AM
HOMEPAGE  
 
 
1 page601 viewsPOST REPLY
Ron’s HeliProz South . Century Helicopter . MTA Hobbies

.
.
Off Topics Jokes-Puzzles-Riddles > Ballad of the RC Heli Pilot
 PRINT TOPIC Advertisers 

Subscribe to This Topic

Saturday, November 22 - 10:50 am - Copyright © 2000 - 2008 runryder.com | email | link to rr | runryder needs cookie