Tmblewd
Veteran
Location: Phoenix, AZ
| The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so.
Wife: "Oh.
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did.
Wife: "Oh.
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did. |
