Philfly
Heliman
Location: Gilbert, Arizona. USA
| A penguin takes his car in to a mechanic to have it repaired. The mechanic tells the penguin “it should take about an hour”. With that the penguin walks across the street to get an ice cream, (penguins love ice cream!). As we all know, penguins do not have hands, so the penguin eats the ice cream with his beak and gets the ice cream all over his face. When the penguin returns to the auto repair shop, the mechanic tells the penguin “it looks like you have blown a seal!” The penguin replies, “It’s only ice cream!!!” 
Flying is easy, hitting the ground is hard! |
