Red-Rx7 Senior Heliman Location: Olathe, KS - USA
| Jose the Mexican came to Minnesota from the Mexico , and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said,
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, shet in de bocket, piss on de shet, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Jose took the bucket, went into the other room, crapped in the bucket, pissed on the crap, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick ." |