madman22
Senior Heliman
Location: Alexandria Louisiana
| one fine day boudreaux the fisherman was trying to catch his family a mess o dem blue cat. but much to his dismay ,he was not doing very well. many hours have passed and boudreaux,being the family oriented man he is was becoming very troubled at the thought of his poor, mono toothed children going hungry. about this time a snake passes by and whats he got in his mouth but a frog. well now thats the ticket i must say indeed. boudreaux decides that a delicious frog is sure going to catch more blucat than an old ugly grub. so ever so brazenly, boudreaux reaches down and begins to tug the frog out of this rather large moccasins mouth. well i dont know about you guys but if youve ever tried to wrestle a frog out of an old moccasins mouth you know this is without a doubt no small task. so ,boudreaux was tuggin and pullin at this frog to no avail. well about this time he decides to see what else he has in the pero that he may tempt the serpent with. only grubs and ah ha says boudreaux, my whiskey flask! yes boudreaux has decided to give the moccasin some good ole jack-d. as he pours the suculent nectar of the gods down the throat of this snake, wouldnt you know he lets go of the frog. overjoyed, boudreaux ties the frog to the line and begins to fish again,catching quite a few fish. now not worried about the welfare of the yunguns, he has slowly let his guard down when he feels something carresing his leg. he looks down and what does he see but that darn snake-----holding two frogs!!
how far away can it get? oh that far huh? |
