BOOGIE
Veteran
Location: LAFAYETTE LA
| A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Mamou, LA.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out der will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk.
Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!"
Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at a ll of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asked," What man out der will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a nudder drink!"
Thibodeaux finally approached Boudreaux and said, "Boudreaux, mah frien', I know it's your bidness, of course, if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come you keep callin' her a Ballerina?"
Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux....to me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high, got to be a Ballerina!!"
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