Miz 'Caribou Barbie' once said
"I CAN'T name the PAPERS I've read!" . .

"Could it BE I'm half-BAKED...
... with a BRAIN made of CAKE?"

"Is there NOTHING inside of my HEAD??" . .

RunRyder members who've posted
political nonsense 'composted'

whilst spewing their 'orals'
show lack of sound morals

revealing their ethics are toasted

"A dozen, a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four

divided by seven
plus five times eleven

is nine squared and not one bit more"


(12 + 144 + 20) + (3 x 4^½) ÷ 7 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0

A mathematician confided
a Moebius band is one-sided

You'll get quite a laugh
if you cut one in half

cuz it stays in one piece when divided

There was a young student from Rye
Who worked out the value of π

"It happens," said he,
"to be just over 3...

... though I'd rather you not ask me why"

A cubit in old Pharoah's land
was twenty-eight digits, and spanned

from elbow to finger
Does this measure linger?

Too crude, and so it's been canned

Your expression of mild hesitation
and lack of poetic elation

can quickly be cured
with a twenty-pound bird

next week on Thanksgiving vacation

___


But now that I see where you're from
that last one may seem sorta dumb

After all, you're a Brit
so my cure wouldn't fit

Fish 'n' chips would fit best twixt YOUR gums