Der glockenspiel heimen mein breiner
Der bilsteiner shocken verginer

She shrieked, "Hunky Dory!"
whilst 'driving' his 'lorry'

cuz 'nuttin' could never be finer!

A crusty old pilot named Steve
is dating a store clerk named Eve

They drink lots of wine
whenever they dine

which is why when they bob, they weave

I'm resurrecting this thread
'Why?' you ask. 'Is this thread not yet dead?'

I say NO! It is NOT!
Dis ain't all dat WE got!

Write some limericks! Now! Or YOU'RE dead!!

"A dozen, a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four

divided by seven
plus five times eleven

makes nine squared and not one bit more"

(12 + 144 + 20) + (3 x 4^½) ÷ 7 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0

Some halfwitted RunRyder trolls
eat Fruit Loops from PINKED salad bowls

They're clearly brain dead
and yet troll here instead

of crawling back into their holes

Wizen Two Thousand And Two
had a kneecap turn red black and blue

This dumb-thumb mistake
must've baked his bird's cake

Now his heli's a basket case too

A woman from Phoenix who teaches
from time to time lounges on beaches

A hand full of sand
poured out of her hand

adds granular crunch to her peaches

Yeah, Popeye sure loved a fresh can
of spinach -- cuz he was Da Man

He'd swallow it down
and then 'go to town'

On Bluto, whom Olive Oil canned

What initially causes frustration
gives way to ecstatic elation

Cuz Topher's thread's theme of
Hot Girls makes us dream of

Boobernatural Chestrilization