Ted Toth Elite Veteran Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke
me, complaining of severe abdominal pains.
We rushed to the emergency room, where tests were performed to
determine the source of the pain.
My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him until we new
what was wrong.
When the results came back, the nurse informed us that, true to our
suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone.
I turned to my husband and asked, "Would you like me to call the
funeral home now?"
With a scornful look, the nurse turned to me and snapped,
"Honey, he's not that sick!"
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