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Heliman
Location: Englewood, Ohio
| A North Alabama farmer got in his Chevy pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the
farmhouse door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is yer Pa home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went to town."
"Well," said the farmer, "is yer Ma here?"
"No sir, she ain't her neither. She went into town with Pa."
"How about your brother, Olie? Is he here?"
"He went with Ma and Pa."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to
himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?” the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools
are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Pa."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Pa. It's about your brother
Olie getting my daughter, Suzie Mae, pregnant.
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that", he finally conceded.
"If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really
don't know how much he gets for Olie." |
