Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant
him one wish.
the man said:” I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I
could drive there anytime"
The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking,”
he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the
bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick
something else?"
The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete
understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I
knew how to make a woman truly happy".
The genie was silent for a minute, then said
"So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
