Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their
options.
One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was a
homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them,
said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely
die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
again indulge himself in his vice.
While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs,
they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing
the lights, could not stop himself.
His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of
whiskey.
No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his
stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how
seriously they must take the doctor's words.
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the
ground, still burning.
The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said,
"If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
