Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-
dressed good looking man in his late 40s.
"May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie," the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else," said the madam. "No, I must see Natalie," was
the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the
man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled
out one thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights
in a row because of the high price.
Again, the man pulled out a thousand dollars, gave it to Natalie, and
they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night, the man was there again. Everyone was
astounded that he had stopped in for the third consecutive night, but he
paid Natalie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever
hired me three nights in a row.
Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really," she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's
attorney.
She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
