heli_seeker
Senior Heliman
Location: indianapolis,indiana
| a guy that has everything walks into a antique store to look around.this guy has everything , money, a fully loaded house that is paid for , complete heli collection ,i mean everything.so as hes walks around the store he fines a vase that he likes,so he buys it.when he gets home he wipes the dust off of it,and bammmm a genie appears...the genie greets the guy and grants him only one wish...this is a really old genie with limited powers..............so the genie asks the guy "i will grant u any wish,so what will it be?"
the guy looks at the genie and says "i have everything that i want,i need nothing"
the genie says "c'mon there has to be something u want"
the guy says "well there is one thing that i want"
the genie says what is it
the guy says "i have everything , but i would love to go to alaska,but i will not go by boat or plane,so i want u to build a bridge from california to alaska for me............"
the genie says "are u crazy,do u know how much time and concrete and planning it will take to build that kind of bridge?"
the guy says "well ok , just describe to me what makes a woman happy all of the time then?"
the genie quickly replies "do u want that a 2 lane bridge or a 4 lane bridge?"
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