Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your member?" The cowboy says, Look, I'm not into any of
that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your member. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX"
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, " So, what do you guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY ... Like A Rock!"
And gives a wink.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
member is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN,
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !!
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
