Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was
standing off to the side,waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hello Doctor! Please come
on over here for a minute.'
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, 'So doctor, look at this here. I also open hearts, take
valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work
as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me
is doing basically the same work?'
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic
"Try doing it with the running engine"
.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
