Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| 10 top dog peeves about humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FrGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
Our dog gets the number 1 alot, even if he isn't even in the house.
