Sweatum
Senior Heliman
Location: Daytona Beach, Fl.
| >One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
>They
>hear the announcer say, "We are
>going to have 8 to10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
>even-numbered side of the
>street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and
>moves
>her car.
>
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
>says, "We are expecting 10 to 12
> inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side
>of
>the street,
> so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her
>car again.
>
> The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
>announcer
>says "We are expecting 12 to 14
> inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power
>goes
>out.
> Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
>says,
>"Honey, I don't
>know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
>snowplows can get through? With the
>love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes
>exhibit, Norman says, "Why
>don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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