YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in
the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful init."
"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully, he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she
was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ...just ****ing
beautiful!'" |
