YSRRider
Key Veteran
Location: Ingleside/Fox Lake, IL
| A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in
his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next
to him has a black eye,
too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we
both have black eyes;
mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was
a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this
gorgeous blonde with the
most massive breasts in the world was there. So,
instead of saying, I'd like
two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said, I'd
like two pickets to
Tittsburgh.... so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.
Mine was a tongue twister
too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to
say to my wife, Please pour
me a bowl of Frosties, honey. But I accidentally
said, You have ruined my
life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch." |
