Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| Two older men, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high, and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.
" So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves.
" She said, "My goodness, five loaves, it'll get hard."
He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread
but me?"
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
