rchelipilot121
Heliman
Location: Crap!! I'm here again!!
| Stop me if you've heard this one...
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how they could become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go for two weeks without having sex, and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged, and the final couple was a newlywed couple. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle aged couple said it was tough the first week, but after that it was no problem. The newlywed couple said it was going fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I just had to have her, right then and there. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and told them they were not welcome in his church. "That's okay," said the man.................
............."We're not welcome back in that hardware store anymore, either." |
