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zagidave
Senior Heliman
Location: uk.(north london)

whats brown and sticky?

a stick!

12-08-2004 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

Now that's old

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

12-08-2004 Over year old.

Sweatum
Senior Heliman
Location: Daytona Beach, Fl.

Those are really bad.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

12-08-2004 Over year old.

spaceman spiff
Key Veteran
Location: Tucson

There should be a 500$ fine for that!

12-08-2004 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

It's about time we had a terrible joke thread

Two parrots on a perch, one says, "I'm sure I can smell fish?"

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

12-08-2004 Over year old.

zagidave
Senior Heliman
Location: uk.(north london)

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

12-08-2004 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

no idea

and for the hard of hearing (no eye deer)

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

12-08-2004 Over year old.

zagidave
Senior Heliman
Location: uk.(north london)

im going to donate a prize for the worst one.

1st previously enjoyed sc 32 carb

2nd mds 38 (only 20 gallons of duraglo)

3rd one of pair .nexus wood blades

12-08-2004 Over year old.

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no Idea!

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

12-08-2004 Over year old.

zagidave
Senior Heliman
Location: uk.(north london)

what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

ilene

12-08-2004 Over year old.

wblteen
Senior Heliman
Location: Menasha, WI

Why are women's feet so small??

So they can get closer to the counter!!

I am gonna get hurt for this one.

12-08-2004 Over year old.

HOMEPAGE

Drunk Monk
rrProfessor
Location: Preston, UK

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other, "are you sure you can drive this thing?"

Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

12-08-2004 Over year old.

zagidave
Senior Heliman
Location: uk.(north london)

why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

so they can hide in cherry trees

12-08-2004 Over year old.

WMac
Veteran
Location: Skotlande

What do you call a man with a rubber toe who's just had his car stolen?

Roberto Carlos

Will

Beep Beep! One Road Travel, with Dominic Byrne!

12-08-2004 Over year old.

cannonfoo
Heliman
Location: Hampton, VA

who do ducks have flat feet?

to stamp out forest fires.

why do elephants have flat feet?

to stamp out flaming ducks.

how do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

footprints in the butter.

Restarting helis after a 5 year break.

12-08-2004 Over year old.

WMac
Veteran
Location: Skotlande

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.