Peter65
Key Veteran
Location: Roxby Downs, South Australia.
| Three Texan surgeons were playing golf together and bragging a bit about their most successful surgeries.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost
7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
I didn't write it I just posted it so don't shoot the messenger 
I also have no bias either towards or against George.
Have I covered my A$$ enough
Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it... |
