Ted Toth
Elite Veteran
Location: Myrtle Beach S.C.
| Sorry folks, my warped sense of humor strikes again!
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............Cherry"
"Yellow........Lemon"
"Green.........Lime"
"Orange.......Orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children
could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother
may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "OH MY GOD!!!!! Spit em out!!! They're a$$ holes!!"
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
